Despite having a comparable number of hours played and the same exact MMR as you, the only female player on your team is definitely a noob and the only reason that your team lost. Other factors, such as a terrible drafting phase and nearly constant verbal and in-game-chat harassment of the safelane carry, played absolutely no part in your team’s failure to properly defend the Ancients.
When asked why top lane fed 12 kills in the first 3 minutes, teammates put the blame squarely on the only female player, SeekNDstroy, who has played hundreds of games against similar opponents in the past and achieved the exact same objective skill level as you.
“It’s definitely her fault,” said ILLiDan, a player who has first-picked Meepo for seven consecutive games. “Sven was a terrible pick.” Other teammates concurred, and cited the lack of communication as a problem. “How are we supposed to win when she doesn’t even use the game chat?” asked SeKtor, a player who spent the first five minutes of the match asking if SeekNDstroy was really a girl and if she would like to go out on a date.
“Girls really shouldn’t play Dota, they always ruin the game for everyone” added midlane Shadow Fiend player RamZe, whose repeated drawing of penises on the minimap in no way impacted his ability to last-hit.